Introducing the Mortis Van Kilt III Zombie Baby, the brainlessly adorable addition to your household that comes with a side of weird sweetness! This little destructive darling may be out of control, but the joy and horror of welcoming him into your home are truly rewarding. However, be warned: your mindless Zombie Baby requires constant feeding, and raw meat tidbits should always be on hand, unless you want to risk becoming a late-night snack yourself.
To protect yourself from his eternal cravings for fresh meat, zombie-proof all your belongings and invest in a sturdy steel crib, bassinet, playpen, stroller, and even a ball & chain to be on the safe side. Never leave him unattended or unfed, as the consequences could be fatal. The management takes no responsibility for any disastrous outcomes, so it’s up to you to navigate the thrilling yet perilous adventure of raising the Mortis Van Kilt III Zombie Baby. Are you ready for the challenge?